Wednesday, April 1, 2009

April Foolio

Hey out there in the Blog-o-sphere! I have no real TLE news other then our new Gallery Season starts up again in May so I look forward to seeing many of you soon. Also Jared Mees and the Grown Children are currently on a West Coast Tour so check Tender Loving Empire .com for dates in your hood. Also this being April Fools Day I thought I would share the following:

Did you know?
1998: Burger King published a full page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers. The following day Burger King issued a follow-up release revealing that although the Left-Handed Whopper was a hoax, thousands of customers had gone into restaurants to request the new sandwich. Simultaneously, according to the press release, "many others requested their own 'right handed' version."
"what a clever devil"



The Taco Liberty Bell
1996: The Taco Bell Corporation announced it had bought the Liberty Bell and was renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. Hundreds of outraged citizens called the National Historic Park in Philadelphia where the bell was housed to express their anger. Their nerves were only calmed when Taco Bell revealed, a few hours later, that it was all a practical joke. The best line of the day came when White House press secretary Mike McCurry was asked about the sale. Thinking on his feet, he responded that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold. It would now be known, he said, as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial.




"I wish more corporations would do pranks like this instead of fiscally screwing us over "


Taken from the museum of hoaxes.com

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Edward Juan is Rad

So I talk to the talented Edward Juan at Jared Mees & the Grown Children show this last week and he gave me some very interesting news. He's been in talks with Jared to direct and produce a music video for the band. Edward and a couple of his co-workers at Laika ( Coroline) will begin production as soon as May. The conception drawings are awesome and the premise just blew my mind. I am super excited about this project and with any luck I'll be able to contribute some of my own talents. You can kept update on the project here
and I for sure will be chronicling the process on this blog.


Jared Mees and the Grown Children show at Backspace photos here

Thursday, February 12, 2009

It's been so long....

Hey everybody I'm so tired and crazy busy these days that I have neglected the blog. Enough excuses though. There is so much to update you on and need to just get to it!

TLE Valentines Cards
I know that its two days before good ol V Day and most of you got your honey bunches their mass produced and uninspired Hallmark cards, but consider the rad alternative you may be missing out on by not checking out the really cool designs made by creative minds such as: BT Livermore, {ad7m}, Edward Juan, Ashley Armbruster,Courtney Blazon, and Yours Truly:) You can get them online at TLE or at the TLE store on NW 18th and Lovejoy as well as local stores around Portland. You can check out the entire series here! Come on do it for the Gipper!

Crappy Indie Music the Blog and Boy Eats Drum Machine!!

So Goldie of the extremely rad music blog Crappy Indie Music contact the Mees' a while back that she wanted to feature TLE in a calendar the blog was putting out. Well after a couple of photo shoots and re-shoots our very own "Boy Eats Drum Machine" is featured not only in the calendar but is on the cover!!! ( and I took the pics!!!) Follow the link to purchase and its my understanding that the calendar will also be at the TLE store too! Check it out!!!

New Jared Mees and the Grown Children Photos!!

I had the pleasure of shooting "Jared Mess and the Grown Children" new band photos. Including their new drummer Aaron and the return of Sean on bass the group is quite an attractive assemble . It was a lot of fun and really cold. The new photos are for an upcoming tour the band will be embarking on in the upcoming months. Keep posted to the website for updates on the tour as well as a chance to see the new photos. Here is a taste:

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Super XX man at Someday Lounge


Sorry kids,
I know that its been too long since I'v written but I promise more posts will be coming soon. In the mean time check out the picks from Super XX Man at Someday lounge on our flickr account

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Welcome home to the Grown Children

Dear Jared and Grown Children,
How I missed you so. Yeah there are other bands out there that are just as good, but none of them capture the essence of me like you can. I am so happy for all of you and the many adventures you have had on your travels. I can't wait to hear what I am sure are many great stories of all the shinanigans you were apart of in all those other states. I have to admit I'm a little jealous I was unable to be apart of them. I hope my friend on the east coast welcomed you well and that CMJ was an event to remember. I also heard that some kids in Santa Barbara invited you to their sustainable green living boarding school where they sung along with every song you played. That is so rad. Even though I know that all the shows you've done throughout the last month will yield many wonderful fruits I have to admit I welled with pride as I watched my Grown Children make their way back up the 5 FWY, you were my kids and you were coming home. Thanks for playing a show your first night back, because I'm sure you were really tired. It was radtacular and I'm so impressd with how polished you sound ... you're sound has become more and more cohesive. So I guess I'll wrap this up, but I look forward to hanging out really soon.

Your Pal,
Portland

P.S. Here are some photos from the show at Ron Toms and there are more on Flickr.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Going A.P.E.

Oh my sweet Jesus... we had a crazy weekend. Me and fellow Bro Mountain alum Dave Nuss spent last weekend in rainy San Francisco at the ALternative Press Expo or A.P.E. We met a lot of cool people and we're super bummed that we missed talking with Jeffery Brown. We did however get to hang with our good buddy Rusty Jordan. Special thanks to Caitlyn's friend Jesse for hooking us up with a place to stay. You can check out many of the picks we took on our travels at the Flickr website.

Giant Robot is rad and it was cool that we were able to make a stop and have a look around.

Two Happy Customers!!

This guy was a Jack Chick Historian and way too into the series.... He even had a map of Chicks travels

To A.P.E!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Jared and Brianne Featured in Tuesdays Oregonian


Hi kids,
Jared and Bri, owners and operators of Tender Loving Empire and TLE home for wayward Hipsters, was approached about their position on the future of the arts and more importantly TLE in light of our current economic crisis. I got to say I was quite proud of the interview our fearless leaders gave. You can check out the article Here